This is the stupidest holiday ever - I mean ever! Why is it that everyone & their mother find it necessary to wish me a "Happy Valentine's Day"?? Seriously - when it's Mother's Day - do you wish me a "Happy Mother's Day", assuming I'm a mother? When it's Labor Day - do you wish me "Happy Labor Day" - assuming I work??? So why on God's great earth would you wish me "Happy Valentine's Day"?? Do you assume I have a Valentine or that I'm celebrating this Hallmark holiday??? Really? No, I'm serious, really??? Here's my opinion, unless I've had "relations" with you (biblical or otherwise) or am going to have relations (biblical or otherwise in the next 24 hrs), don't wish me a "Happy Valentine's Day"!!! That should truly be reserved for those who know whether or not the carpet really matches the drapes - if you catch my drift. Sorry R&L - it's for dramatic purposes only.
So note to all of you cashiers, waiters, drive-through car wash attendants and annoying neighbors - DO NOT, and I mean, DO NOT wish me a Happy Valentine's Day unless you're willing to buy me dinner afterwards (or breakfast tomorrow morning...)
R&R'ing,
R
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How about "Happy VD". You may take that any way you'd like.
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